Malacca (or is that Melaka?)

Driving in Malaysia is not what it used to be. An extensive motorway runs all the way from Johore Bharu to Penang. However, the brilliant motorway flatters to deceive. As in so many developing countries that build elaborate and costly freeways, precious little thought has gone into what happens when you exit them. Suddenly there is chaos, poor or non-existent signage and often a goat track with guesswork the only way of working out the directions. So it was when we left the Kuala Lumpur to JB motorway at the Malacca exit. We stopped and started and blundered our way into the outskirts of Bandaraya Melaka. A bloke at a petrol station rattled off some ‘rights’ and ‘lefts’ which led me in the general direction of the town central where we had booked a room in a small hotel in the hip part of the city. I saw a guy getting into a parked four-wheel drive, a sure sign that someone is well off and will probably speak English. And so it was – the Chinese driver also had a smart phone. I was quietly begging him to lead us to the hotel and when he offered I nearly let out a yelp. I would never have found the hotel in the mazy back streets of old town Malacca. Maybe I’ll have to renounce my aversion to GTSs and get with the program as they say, though what a GPS would say about the many alternate spellings and names of the streets I don’t know.

The popular Melaka River with boat tours, bars and jogging tracks

Cigarette and beer offerings in Chinese temple

The street we were on was the very essence of multicultural Malacca. A mosque, a Hindu temple and a Chinese temple all sat virtually side-by-side which is very reassuring in these troubled times. The mosque owes much to the Hindu tradition with a pagoda-shaped minaret. When I read this in English on the board outside I half expected the Malay version to have omitted the Hindu reference but it hadn’t. I hope that continues. Malacca has had World Heritage listing since 2008 and money is pouring into the old town. House values have skyrocketed and Chinese from Singapore and mainland China are buying up big creating the usual resentments from the locals. The ringgit has fallen badly against the Singapore dollar and where else do Singaporeans have to go for short get-aways but northwards.

Kite in local museum

Malacca, we were told, now has more hotel accommodation than KL. During the last public holiday for Hari Raya Puasa we were reliably informed that the chicken and rice take away queues were a mile long at one of the favoured eateries. Fortunately, we chose a non-holiday period but, in places, it was busy enough notably at the famous Red Square museum, the Stadthuys, the favourite spot for dressed up and often theme based trishaws each with their own powered music systems to jolly the punters along. The paraphernalia of the new Disney film ‘Frozen’ seemed to be newest edition to the trishaw extravaganza. A lot of the buildings in the old town are exquisite and it’s nice to know that there is still a place for pots and pans and basket sellers as well as the numerous antique shops flogging off the older generations' home remains - from massive vases and mother of pearl cabinets to old bicycles and clocks that the children who have inherited them can’t wait to be rid of. The new market for these products is from the recently rich and expanding overseas Chinese middle class.

Colourful trishaws in Stadthuys Square